15 Ridiculous Things We Learn From Our Television Ads
Do the TV commercials really help us choose our products wisely? Well, here's a test for you – check out the below lessons taught in some adverts. If you've bought any of the following items based on their results shown in the ads, you'll have to admit that you are not all that wise! Ready, steady, go! Read the lessons carefully!
Lesson #1: Start using Lux soap at the earliest, as it is the ultimate secret behind our stars' flawless, smooth skin! Almost all of them use it! Ab khoobsurti se darr kaisa?
Lesson #2:Have an interview scheduled? You don't really need to do any thorough research or any other preparations for that matter! Just buy a pack of Fair & Lovely fairness cream, and rest assured you'll be walking out with the appointment letter! You can even turn a supermodel if you have the magic tube!
Lesson #3: Now that you have the best, most miraculous fairness cream, it becomes your immediate responsibility to protect your precious tube from the prying eyes of the fair-skin-obsessed dark guys from your college! Else, you will lose your cream, thus losing your chances to get a job or rock the ramp!
Lesson #4: You can't get hold of a Thumbs Up bottle unless you perform some serious daredevil stunts.
Lesson #5: Your poor maths scores or drastic marks in any subject for that matter don't matter a bit if you have your home walls painted in Asian Paints Tractor Emulsion. You will be celebrated as Mr. Genius by one and all! Only if your teachers too had visited your place!
Lesson #6: Going to a saloon for a haircut is just a waste of time and money. Buy a Center Shock chewing gum and flaunt your new look.
Lesson #7: The longer the hair you have, the stronger the bond you share with your mother! That's pretty easy! Thanks, Clinic Plus shampoo!
Lesson #8: If you are a Rajnigandha pan masala buff, the world is at your feet! Wow! Mogambo khush hua!
Lesson #9: Eating Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate without smudging it all over your face, is simply bad manners! Let strangers know what you are eating next time you grab a bar!
Lesson #10: If your white shirt is the whitest in your locality, your mom is the undisputed winner of all the quarrels in your neighbourhood!
Lesson #11: The biggest dream of your life is to have an Angelina Jolie-lookalike as your girlfriend? Fret not! It's never too late – just start using Axe Effect Deo and effective results are guaranteed soon – very soon!
Lesson #12: Never forget to buy your kids loads of Rotomac ball point pens before their exams. They are sure to finish their papers before time. And thick chances are, you might end up being a proud mother of a school topper!
Lesson #13: Going on a date? Don't forget to brush your teeth with Close Up to enjoy some really close moments with your partner. After all, it is one toothpaste that keeps your breath fresh and fragrant for 12 hours!
Lesson #14: Always keep your toilet seat spick and span unless you want an unexpected visit from a local reporter who is out on a mission to teach you a lesson or two in maintaining a brand-new toilet seat for years! A round of Harpic liquid a day, keeps the desperate correspondents away!
Lesson #15: Have gums problems? Don't flaunt your pain in public, especially when you are travelling in a train – for then, another desperate reporter will emerge from nowhere and lecture you on how using Colgate Active Salt toothpaste can resolve your problem!
























































