5 things Rajinikanth could do if he channelizes 'The Force'

As applicants and Jedis try their best to learn the tricks of the trade and channelize the force, few come close to really mastering it. If there’s anyone who would ace this test without a doubt, it’s THE LEGEND that is Rajinikanth. Ahead of the exciting release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, we thought of a few fun things that the larger than life superstar could do that would make him the undefeatable king of all Jedis and Sith Lords combined.

He would fight a lightsaber with his bare hands. AND WIN!

Arguably the most-enabled human never to be a Jedi, Rajnikanth would easily outsmart and outwit any living Jedi in the galaxy. With mind tricks of his own, the dark side will surely have no place to hide. It does seem a one-sided battle on the cards when our macho man goes up against the Sith Lords. Things will be pretty easy-peasy. Not only are we expecting him to fight them with no lightsaber or ammo, but we’re fearing the worst for the enemy. Rajni’s hands might be the only thing that could actually break a lightsaber. Only one way to find out.

Rajni lights a cigarette with a lightsaber

Scenes where Thalaivar lights and smokes a cigarette is now part of Tamil-cinema folklore. Why should those from the galaxy be left out. While people would keep an arm’s distance from a lightsaber, things are always different with Rajnikanth. Far from the tried and tested approach of lighting a cigarette with a lighter, South sensation just needs to press that button on a lightsaber to do the trick. It’s GIF material right there!!!

Rajni opens a Jedi academy in Kota.

He should have probably done this a long time back. But what good is a Jedi who is not a teacher to those who want to learn the wonders of the Force. With IIT and IIM coaching hubs ruling the market in Kota, it’s time for a new player to enter the town. And to be honest, taking up a Jedi as a career option sounds way cooler than anything else. We fully expect the batches to be full. We’ve heard some Jedi master named Yoda could very much be part of the inaugural class. Even the best want to learn from Rajnikanth.

Rajni could change the destiny of a flop film

Jedis can take away the disappointment from one’s life and bring immense joy. And yes, we were massively let down with some major movies this year. Rajnikanth could probably accomplish anything without the Force too, but this is probably the only area where he’d need it by his side. Guess that’s what it takes when you have to overcome the inevitable. A word to the directors and we could very well have the happy ending we all deserved.

Rajni would make a stubborn cat follow orders

While Rajni would probably beat the dark side to pulp with the Force, he might come up short against a creature far smaller, but wiser than him. Yes, we’re talking about cats. In this battle of good vs. evil, the fight between force and feline seems far more enticing for audiences. If there was one thing that Rajni hasn’t probably achieved in life, this is what it’ll take for the legend to attain nirvana.

In Rajni style, we’re pretty sure that the Thalaivar doesn’t need the force. He well and truly is the living embodiment of what the force is all about. But it would be great to think that Rajnikanth would be unmatchable if he was force sensitive.