Koffee With Karan Season 5: Ranbir & Ranveer discuss porn, love and sex!

When two bombs like Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh get together with the guru of gossip, Karan Johar, sparks are meant to happen.  The episode was aired today and it was surely a roller-coaster ride and no one was spared – Katrina Kaif or Deepika Padukone.  With Ranveer and Ranbir on the couch, it was never going to be boring but these revelations have left us shocked. Unapologetic, honest and absolutely hilarious, the duo kept the momentum when Karan was throwing questions at them. Well, the show was such that the director went on to say that the rapid fire was one of the best he has had on the couch. The show starts with the two stealing some shoes from Karan’s wardrobe and why? The answer to the query is if Karan asks something out of line, they will launch those shoes at him. It was just the epic start and there was more to follow on the show. 

Deepika Padukone – Common Connection 

This is a known fact that Ranbir and Ranveer have one connection i.e. Deepika Padukone and it was bound to happen that Karan would ask questions related to her. Karan went on to ask that was it ever awkward between the two of them in a way that Ranveer is apparently dating her. Ranbir’s reply to Karan’s question was hilarious -  

“It’s been a decade now and everyone concerned to it has been over it and have positively moved on in our lives and it’s high time that Koffee With Karan also moves on with it because it’s done and there is no elephant and it’s invisible.” Both agreed to it that it doesn’t affect them. Not just this, Ranbir even said that Ranveer and Deepika will make awesome babies. 

Why would Ranbir say such a thing? This only Ranbir and Ranveer know. 

When Ranbir and Ranveer take a dig at Karan!

Ranbir and Ranveer ganged up on Karan and called him ‘lusty guy’ and ‘ken doll’. Ouch!  Ranveer even planned to give him a fuschia pink sweater and white hot pants. Then the conversation between the three was about shorts and who sleeps wearing what. Karan revealed that he wears boxers at night. “I sleep naked", said Ranveer and not much argument, Ranbir went on to say that he really believes that Ranveer could do so and Ranbir chooses to wear pyjamas and t-shirt. 

Pious Ranbir!

Ranbir and Ranveer ka Dostana!

The dostana was such that Ranbir and Ranveer were just stopping praising each other. Ranbir and Ranveer were asked about their career graphs and they both were modest enough to say they admire each other’s work. Ranbir said that he’s in a bit relaxed mode after ADHM and after six months, Jagga Jasoos will hit the screens. They also revealed that there was never any insecurity seeing each other rise. Ranbir recalled instances when people called him Ranbir and he felt happy. 

Relationship Status

This is the section where almost all the girls will be interested in. Is it single, committed or complicated? Let us tell you, Ranbir is single and Ranveer played safely and didn’t really answer the question. Well, Ranbir did answer the question at the very starting of the show on behalf of Ranveer. 

Talking more about their status, Ranbir even said that being single is boring and lonely and he does want to be flattered. Is he hinting at his relationship with ex Katrina? 

On the other hand, Ranveer called himself the best boyfriend and an extremist in the sense that he would give care and attention to the one he loves. What caught our attention was Ranveer’s definition of an ideal relationship – he would want to go back to his women after his work. Isn’t that just too cute for words!

Porn is Porn! Love is Love!

The show got naughtier when Ranbir and Ranveer had a conversation about Porn. Yes, you heard it right! When Ranveer asked when he last watched porn, Ranbir was like ‘yesterday’. Ranbir thinks that watching porn does relationship messy because they are unreal and violent. On this note, Ranveer took a jibe at Ranbir saying that he watches Japanese porn. No words!

They both agreed on the fact that casual sex is just like masturbation and sex is more fun when you have it with the person you love. 

Kiss and Tell

This was a surprise element in the show. Arjun Kapoor was also a part of the show. How? Well, the game was that Karan had to ask some dirty questions and if the answer is Yes, Ranbir and Ranveer had to kiss Arjun. And secrets did come out and one was they both have hooked up with an elder women. Uummm! 

The winner of the game was Ranbir because he was a better kisser. 

Rapid Fire Round

Three words for this segment – Entertainment, Entertainment and Entertainment!

Well, Ranbir confessed that the hottest woman in Bollywood is Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. Ranveer, in this section, was more candid when he asked about whom he would want to kill, marry and hook up. Ranveer said that he would want to marry Deepika because she is a marriage material and he would want to kill Anushka Sharma because she is mean to him for no reason and said sorry to Ranbir for choosing Katrina Kaif for hooking up as he was not left with any option. 

Koffee Quiz

The whole concept of the quiz was to answer question-based on general knowledge, but the twist was they had to make sensual sounds and then answer the question.  And the winner was Ranbir. 

In a nutshell, Ranbir and Ranveer just rocked the show!