WORST DRESSED FEMALE CELEBS

At least she had the sense to decline Playboy magazine's offer to appear n*de, citing moral reasons.

Kareena Kapoor: And then there's Kareena, who has been in the news constantly throughout 2007. Her break-up with Shahid Kapoor?

How serious is she with Saif Ali Khan? Frankly, we don't care. We just want her to put some flare and creativity into what she wears.

Kareena, enough unflattering denim and dowdy tops! You were born in 1980s, not 1960. Act like it!

Hold…………….! Have you seen the way this girl dresses? Just show it off!

Mallika Sherawat: We've just chastised Vidya for her understated dress, but there are certainly worse mistakes one can make.

Take India's most expensive item girl, Mallika Sherawat, for instance. Not only are her film outfits enough to make a sailor blush, her everyday wear isn't far behind.

While various world-wide media outlets reward this provocative behaviour, it appears that India wants Mallika to cover up.

And before we're smothered to death by the hormone induced rage of India's teens, ask yourself a question: Would you want 1,000,000,000 people commenting on your ubiquitous cleavage?

We know, Amisha, we know. Your parents were conservative. You weren't bred to be an actress. And so on.

But at some point, you have to accept the limelight and dress like the hottie you are! Your beauty is evident, as your brief appearance in ‘Om Shanti Om’ reminds us.

Then why, pray tell, do you look awkward and uncomfortable off-screen? You have some tremendous assets; put them to good use already!

And we hate to be picky, but please work on those arms. That dangling, hanging fat is quite unsightly!

Aishwarya Rai: Wow! What a whirlwind year it has been for India's maharani.

Dhoom 2's success carried through to the New Year, and Abhishek Bachchan popped the big question, leading to the highly celebrated marriage in April.

But that's still no excuse for the way she's been dressing! Big, clunky sunglasses, ugly track suits and decidedly ordinary t-shirts dominated Ash's wardrobe in 2007.

Let's hope the former Miss World doesn't settle comfortably into the role of housewife: eating sweets and watching soaps while wearing pyjamas!

Vidya Balan: By most measures, Vidya Balan enjoyed a successful 2007. Three of her films like ‘Guru’, ‘Heyy Babyy’ and ‘Bhool Bhulaiya’ did well at the box office, and she cemented her status in Bollywood.

Though she possesses unquestionable beauty, her very questionable wardrobe belongs on someone twice her age and size.

If we see another boring, conservative button-down shirt or one more pair of frumpy trousers, we might just scream! You're blessed with exceptional looks, Vidya Balan.