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Reinventing the Potter’s wheel
HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie, the real luv story
In this pathbreaking creation of modern cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a 30-year-old girl. The plot is totally filmed in Germany and includes scenes like his arrest (on allegations of child-molestation) and a sting operation - in between songs and item numbers.
KEY ELEMENTS:
• 167 songs sung right from the nose er… heart.
• An action sequence where Haribhai drives a flying rickshaw.
KASAUTII POTTER KAY
Khari Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a 34000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties, et al, alongwith his wife and kids.
KEY ELEMENTS:
• 167 well-defined characters of the Potter family, the oldest being 221-years old.
• The actor who plays the lead character of Khari is replaced a dozen times through the show.
• The female characters playing negative roles wear snake-shaped bindis.
KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER
The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school of Pottery and Gardening. He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group. At Hazamgadh he falls in love with the Harmeet (Rani) - the daughter of the chief potter. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if it can be summarised in 10 minutes!)
KEY ELEMENTS:
• 167 sequences of characters breaking down on screen.
• A humungous flashback portraying Harry's upbringing.
• A sudden love song shot in the Mediterranean - with 0.032 second-long appearance by Kajol.
• Draco Malfoy's character into an extramarital affair.
VIVAH LA POTTER
The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady Harminder Kaur, marries her.
KEY ELEMENTS:
• 167 pre, mid and post-wedding songs.
• 17 characters by the name 'Prem'.
• Autographed magic wands for people who watch the entire movie.
H COMPANY
The plot:Harwinder aka Harrybhai (played by a debutant actor from nowhereland) is a newbie at Hogwards school of Guncraft and Gunnery. He gets involved into a fued over a lost AK 47 with the local goons and later on joins a rival underground faction. While his rise as Harry the Don and his inception into the H company, he manages to falls in love, jump off the Hogwards Express and survive and keep his enemies at bay.
KEY ELEMENTS:
• A total of 167 dead bodies in through the film.
• An item number in the rain by Hermione (another debutante female actor).
• An 'A' certificate - a new trend for the Harry Potter series.
