Today in B-town

Aamir’s Diwali Phataka!

The pint sized superstar (shall we give him a Diwali cracker name, chota chilli, eeh!) has sent out invites for a Diwali bash he intends to host at his Carter road apartment. Aamir is not known to dig into his pockets. A producer friend tells us, he invites himself to free dinners. Pray Aamir isn’t your neighbour, won’t even get a bottle of vilayati daaru! Who’s coming this Diwali, right? There’s Salman on top of the heap, but he’s unlikely to be around for the bash. The Dhoom 3 gang – Katrina, Abhi-Ash, the Chopras are invited. Also the P.K. people, Rajkumar Hirani, uncle VV Chopra, and Anushka Sharma. The men are fine, but when Kats meets the Sharma babe…full landmine wala situation. Both can’t refuse Aamir, but both can’t see eye to eye also. Ab kya karein? Let’s leave it to Aamir mamu’s youngest member of the family, Azad to make peace between the two new hottie aunties.

Kareena wants more money

The Kjo-Ekta Kapoor film that Kareena is doing. Badtameez Dil. Flashdance! She’s no longer doing it. Emraan Hashmi is still in it. Bebo said she wants more money than what these guys are offering her. She’s done it in the past. She walked out of plum Dharma films because she wasn’t getting a good price. Wasn’t it on Koffee With Karan, where she sat next to Rani, trying to humour her that while Rani might have the talent, she gets the money! Eesh, you should have seen Rani’s face. Only Kjo knows how to deal with his Bebo darling. He admits she’s the one who entertains him more than anyone else. Ab dekho, will she give in, or will Kjo replace her in the Ekta venture. Who’s going to have the last laugh…Bebo just grabbed an 'item number' in Akki's Gabbar while we were writing this...bah paisa!!!

Salman’s Special Chhabis

If we start counting the number of special appearances Sallu miya has done for his friends, it’s going to be more than 26. Here’s to his umpteenth! He’s decided to make a dhansoo entry in yet another pakao film. Divya Khosla, who has been married to T-Series wala Bhushan Kumar is making a film called Yaariyan. What to do, no work at home, let’s make a film for hubby. She’s launching an under-age tv actor Himashu Kohli (age 17) and re-launching hari-bhari starlet Evelyn Sharma (age 27) as a lead pair in a college drama. Everything that has to go wrong with that, has already gone wrong at the casting stage. Anyhoo, in walks Sallu to save these petrified souls. What is he doing in this baccha party fillum? He’s their saviour. God Tussi Great Ho!

What’s with Imran’s Tooh?

After Nargis Fakhri got replaced, and you guys must have seen the song by now, Dhatt Teri Ki, with a yummy Esha Gupta trying to set Immu’s pants on fire. The kid just can’t dance man! And what’s with all the ass talk? The lyrics of this one goes, ‘Roka toh kiss my ass, toka toh kiss my ass, Izzat se kiss my ass.’ The song, shot at Skyye Lounge, Bangalore, where one of the background dancers watching Imran’s backside lamented, ‘Yaar, the dude can’t shake his ass, he’s just so stiff! Someone needs to get down on their knees and show Imran how to twerk. Esha can hold her own. She does a body-jerk move, but when it comes to shaking the booty, these guys get all propah!’ Twerking is the right way to move that…dhatt teri ki! Pssst...Immu's wife Avantika has a half-second flash role in Gori Tere Pyaar Mein...what kind of flash...tee hee!

Vidya Ke Side Farhan

Sid and Trisha is the name of the warring couple of Shaadi Ke Side Effects. The trailer of the film starring Vidya Balan and Farhan Akhtar is going to be dropped on us in about 3 days from now. What’s the buzz yet? The promotion team has released some truly lazy ass (oops, side effects of writing about Imran’s ass) tacky cartoon print ads, all those done-to-death sms type jokes about men versus women fundas. Sample this: There are 3 rings of marriage: The Engagement Ring/ The Wedding Ring/ and yes you guessed right, The Suffering. #EpicFail. Vidya is playing an ad-mad woman, Farhan is a musician. So far so good, it’s when the music starts, there’s going to be a fight. It’s a Valentine release next year, oh dear!