Funny Quotes from Bollywood celeb

Okay so i was getting really bored and thought would post something funny..

Famous quotes from Bollywood Stars!

Kareena about MPKDH
'I don't think any actress in the last 10-15 years has essayed such a deep role'

Tanisha Mukherjee about her bra in Neal Aur Nikki
'And by the way, it’s not a bra, it is a bikini top. I think I have the kind of body on which that bikini top looks good.'

Kareena
'I realized, I wanted to be an actress from the day I was "out" in hospital. I think instead of the word mom, I said the word "films".'

Uday Chopra about Tanisha in Neal Aur Nikki
'Since Canada is in the background of the movie, she has dressed herself according to the country and its culture.'
sooo according to uday chopra every girl in canada dresses like a whore!

Tanisha
'What have I done as to provoke you to ask such a question? I look glamorous and not vulgar in Neal 'N' Nikki. I have done what a bindaas girl in Canada would do.

Anu Malik
'When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings.' errr Who ARE these women????

Esha Deol
'I will agree to do only two heroine or a solo heroine film.'

Shahrukh
'I truly believe that no actor can touch me.'
see.. srk fans, look what monster you made him into!

Amisha Patel
'While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another'
yes amisha love you keep living in la la land.

- Amisha Patel -I'm lucky that I haven't been left out in the cold like
mumta kulkarni or Meghna Kothari.

Aishwarya Rai - I'm making no effort to work in Hollywood. (0.O) WTF?

Aishwarya Rai - "I'm still being asked if I was physically abused. It saddens me that I'm being portrayed as this battered woman." Grrrr....didn't you shouted from roof top that Salman slapped U

"I'm not a tease. I don't go around fluttering my eyelashes and wrapping men around my little finger."
- Aishwarya Rai
lol..i beg to differ ......

amrita arora - needed roles where I could express a gamut of emotions. I was fed up of playing a bimbo. Watch out for me in 2006. I feel it's going to be a good year for me"
eerrrrr right

- Shakti Kapoor -The best way to sober me down is by kissing me all over" YUCK

Im sure this post will get deleted.... :D